IM NOT YOU IM NOT A HOE

DO NOT:
1. TELL THE HOTTEST NEWS BUT YOU DON'T KNOW IF IS IT TRUE OR NOT, AND YOU TELL IT WITH PROUD
2. CRY, I DONT WANNA HEAR A MUSIC RIGHT NOW
3. USE MY LANGUAGE. YOU WONT UNDERSTAND
4. ACT LIKE A HOE. HOE IS HIGHER THAN YOU. YOU JUST A RUBBISH
5. LISTEN TO MY SONG, YOU ARE NOT THAT HIGH TO HEAR THE SAME MUSIC LIKE ME
6. ACT LIKE A BOSS. YOU'RE THE LOWEST PERSON IN THIS WORLD OKAY

Happy fucking new year

Happy new year you guys all. Actually I wish I could have a great new years eve party at Times Square but I just got stuck in Los Angeles with my family so we had fun in our garden with the light of my dad's plane. It was awesome. But I really really really want to go to NY to enjoy the party there with my friends. And my brother Bam--who's just got married--he flew to Karibian to enjoy his honeymoon there. Me, Adam, and Nick, and mom and dad and mum wishing you a great new year. Well, happy fuckin new year :)

I

Gua bingung mau ngapain akhirnya nyampe lah di blog gua tapi pas nyampe bingung juga mau nulis apaan. Tiba2 terpikir sama orang yang gua sayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang banget banget banget. tuh kurang sayang apa coba gua. Ini gua ga pernah bosen sama dia padahal udah lama bgt. Gua ga pernah bosen kalo ngeliat muka nya. Heran banget. Padahal biasanya kalo suka sama orang tuh paling berapa minggu ganti. NAH yang ini nggak. Apalagi kalo ngeliat fotonya gua gatau kenapa ngerasa dia tuh udah bagian dari gua (ceile) kalo ngeliat band nya tuh juga kayak liat foto keluarga aja. Ohya dia punya saudara cowok. Ganteng juga. Tapi tetep gantengan dia gimana pun juga. Mereka satu band gitu lah ya ya ya. Sodara nya tuh bassist. Dan dia sendiri vokalis. Tapi yang bikin broken heart...........................................he is married. Mereka menikah di backstage waktu si cinta gua ini konser. Istri nya tuh cantik, rambutnya panjang, bassist di sebuah band juga. Waktu pertama kali gua tau dia udah menikah rasanya nyesek ga karuan. Gua liat foto2 kemesraan mereka gitu kan nah itu pernah bikin gua nangis. She is the luckiest girl on earth. Bisa ngeliat dia pas bangun tidur tepat di samping nya -.- but its true ya itu yang ada di pikiran gua kalo ngomongin si cewek beruntung gila satu ini. Suatu hari, di sekolah, pagi2, pas banget gua baru dateng di sekolah, gua dapet kabar dari temen gua kalo si cewek itu hamil. Perasaan gua: lega seneng heran sedih kaget pingin nangis pingin ketawa pingin ngamuk pingin merenung sendirian aja pingin ketemu si cewek dan ngegugurin hamilnya tapi ga tega juga karena bisa bikin cowok nya nangis dan gua ga mau liat si cowok itu nangis2 karena gua. HE IS GONNA BE A DADDY. NGGAK PERCAYA YOU KNOW. A DADDY. DIA BAKAL PUNYA ANAK. KETURUNAN. I wish he is happy now. I wish he is alright now. And also his child wannabe. And also his wife. And his band too. Kabarnya dia tuh kena kanker gara2 sering minum alkohol ngerokok dll fuck damn shit ya tuh benda2 tai ga jelas bikin orang yang gua sayang sakit. The point is, I always wish the best for him, even though he is far far away from me.

EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT ROBERT PATTINSON

NIH YA, GUA TEGASIN EDWARD CULLEN ITU BUKAN ROBERT PATTINSON, MEREKA B-E-D-A. EDWARD TUH VAMPIR, SEDANGKAN ROBERT MASIH IDUP MENJADI MANUSIA. MATA EDWARD KUNING, MATA ROBERT COKLAT. EDWARD TUH FIKSI YA TOLOOOOOOONG SEDANGKAN ROB ITU REAAAAAAL. EDWARD TUH SAMA BELLA SWAN, DAN ROBERT...............SINGLE. EDWARD BISA NYETIR DAN TAU CARANYA, SEDANGKAN ROBERT BISA NYETIR TAPI GATAU CARANYA (ini beneran ya waktu di ellen dia bilang "technically, i drive here, but i dont know how to drive" MAKAN TUH). EDWARD ITU CUMA VAMPIR, DAN ROB ITU AKTOR. EDWARD DIPIKIRAN ORANG2 TUH BEDA2 TERGANTUNG IMAJINASINYA, DAN ROBERT ITU SAMA GIMANA PUN JUGA. INGET YA TUH YA BAGI YANG MASIH SUKA SAMA TWILIGHT2AN, MEREKA BEDA. JADI JANGAN PERNAH BILANG "GUA SUKA SAMA EDWARD SOALNYA YANG MAIN SI ROBERT" KALO SUKA NYA SAMA EDWARD, BERARTI YA DALAM WUJUD VAMPIR----DAN BELOM TENTU BERWUJUD SEPERTI ROBERT YANG MEMAINKAN TOKOH EDWARD. KALO SUKA SAMA ROBERT, BERARTI SUKA DIA SEBAGAI MANUSIA BIASA, BUKAN VAMPIR.


fyi, twilight ga jaman.

An Idiot Stealer

Ini cerita tentang salah satu kebegoan gue. Jadi gini, kemaren tuh gua dan keluarga ke pim, terus abis ke pim, ke melawai, terus ke fatmawati gitu. Nah gua tuh udah capek banget. Terus pas di Melawai itu nyokap gua iseng nyoba baju terus semua nya dititipin ke gua gitu kayak tas belanjaan dan lain2. Gua udah capek banget nunggu nya malay abis nah abis itu nyokap gua selesai nyoba bajunya langsung di taro lagi sama baju2 lain. Tiba2 bokap gua telfon kalo udah mau ke fatmawati, akhirnya gua dan nyokap langsung keluar toko. PAS di pintu keluar, gua ngerasa kayak membawa suatu barang asing di tangan yang penuh belanjaan juga, dan barang itu terasa seperti..................hanger baju. Pas diliat, MEMANG hanger baju yang dicoba nyokap gua tadi. Gua langsung diem.
"Loh, bu," (ini gua antara shock, bingung, panik, heran kok bisa bego banget ya gua)
Nyokap gua berbalik badan. Terus terkejut, dan sambil nahan ketawa nyokap gua langsung ngerebut hanger itu dari tangan gua dan langsung di taro di gantungan baju2 TOKO LAIN. Gua dan nyokap langsung ngibrit ke mobil sambil nahan ketawa. HERAN NYA di situ ada satpam yang liat tapi kok ga ngomong apa gitu ke ya. Heran nya lagi KOK GA ADA ORANG YANG NGEH GUA BAWA2 HANGER BAJU. Di mobil, tawa saya tidak bisa berhenti... Tamat.

A Walk To Remember :')

Kemaren tuh yaaa saking ga sabar nya gua mau nonton A Walk To Remember gua putusin nonton di youtube. Ternyata ga jelek-jelek amat walaupun gambarnya rada peang dan harus nunggu beberapa detik lah buat load sedikit di awal biar ga nunggu2. Tuh film sedih bangeeeeeeeeeeeeet liat trailer nya aja udah merinding2 mau nangis gitu. Ternyata film nya lebih bikin nangis. Dan emang gua telat banget karena itu tuh film taun 2004an. atau malah 2002 -_- Jadi tuh cerita nya ada anak bandel namanya Landon Carter (Shane West). FYI, he is fucking cuuuuuuuuute :3 terus ada anak cewek namanya Jamie Sullivan (Mandy Moore) dia tuh cewek lembut baik2 kayak ga ada dosa gitu kan terus dia pokoknya kenapa gitu deh akhirnya kenal sama si Landon. Terus Landon minta bantuan di drama sekolah gitu sama Jamie. Akhirnya mereka deket2 gitu sampe akhirnya pacaran gitu lah ya ya ya. Mereka tuh suka neropong bintang malem2 berdua aaaww. Dikuburan -_- Nah, semenjak Landon deket sama Jamie, dia lama2 berubah. Jadi lebih "better" kata si Landon nya. Suatu hari tuh si Jamie bilang kalo dia tuh sebenernya kena kanker (ini nyesek nih gua gatau kenapa). Jamie sebenernya nggak mau deket sama siapa2 soalnya dia tuh tau dia udah mau mati. Eh tiba2 dia kanker nya makin parah gitu. Terus si Landon tadinya kan di tentang gitu sama ayahnya Jamie gara2 reputasi nya udah jelek gitu. Ayahnya Landon juga gak setuju karena apaaa gitu deh. Cuma karena si Landon nya tuh sayaaang bgt sama Jamie akhirnya si kedua ayahnya itu ngalah kan. Si Landon bikinin Jamie teropong gitu. Tiba2 Jamie pingsan kan akhirnya di bawa kerumah sakit. Si Landon nemenin di rumah sakit gitu ya allah sumpah ya itu gua mau nangis di situ sumpaaaaaah. Oke lanjut. Terus ya gitu kan udah ya akhirnya suatu hari Landon ngelamar Jamie pas udah agak sembuhan. Eh diterima yaiyalah udah cinta banget gila looo-..- Akhirnya mereka menikah. Terus pas beberapa bulan atau tahun gitu ya gatau gua ada adegan si Landon jalan2 sendiri di danau pokoknya itu tempatnya dulu si Landon sama Jamie jalan2 berdua malem2. Ternyata si Jamie nya meninggal ckckck nyesek gak sih tuh ampun kan. Gua bisa gila kali di tinggal mati gitu. Terus ya gitu deh selesai;D pokoknya nonton deh ga nyesel biarin telat daripada ga nonton sama sekali.

These are things that makes me sick

1.Twilight
2.Bitches (who like them anyway)
3. Popular (I'd rather choose famous than popular)
Actually there are so many things that make me sick, but those things really really really make do. Why I hate twilight? I don't hate it, but sometimes I feel bored because of it. And the movie uh it is sucks. My imagination is so much better than the movie. You all better watch how my imagination work. Twilight become soooo famous. I have so many emails that talks about it, and i have to answer it ONE BY ONE. I know Edward is so breathtaking, but, HELL-OOO HE ISN'T REAAAAL OKAY. Then, I love James. I love the villains. But why the villains should be the defeated one? Why not somebody makes a villains movie? The villain is more georgeous rite? Why should we hate them when they look so georgeous? and FYI, Edward is my ex. I already put him on my personal message a couples of months ago, when you guys all thought I'm crazy because I'm falling in love with a fucking vampire. Now, look at you all. You are sooooo my last year.
The second, the bitches. There is no girl who likes a bitchy friend. The bithces are cheap, low, they don't even have the dignity. And they won't care about it. They must be lower than toilet paper. I don't know why but I love to compare them with toilet paper. They even lower than a thing that you used to wipe your fuckin ass. And the sign of a bitchy girl is always looking as cute as possible to make the boys love her or want her, and she doesn't act like that in front of her friends. What the hell is she thinking? I bet the boys won't love her. Boys want to have a nice girlfriend, not NICEY-NICE girlfriend. The other sign is her style. You know how do the bitches look like.
And now, Popular. Okay. Popular and famous is different. Popular is when everybody know you and you know them, and the range is not wide. Famous, is when everybody know you and not all of them or maybe you don't even know them at all, and it has a wide range, like the whole people in this world. It is not my problem actually. But it just makes me sick. Once again, IT MAKES ME SICK.

Can't sleep? Read this bedtime story.

Once upon a time, in the fucking living hell, there live slaves. They live for Ally and Lind. Well, I think you should know that Ally and Lind are the villains. Villains rule the world now. There will be no more man with his costume flying next to an airplane. All that you will find is just a broken world----but not for the villains of course. They like it, they love it. They love to see someone's crying, begging, and maybe the worst--bleeding. They love to crash everything. They love to hurt someone who they don't like. Example, their slaves. Actually, it is not wrong. Their slaves, they were so annoying. They are cheap. They don't have dignity. Even lower than bitches, lower than toilet paper, lower than pispot, even WORSE than the shit on it. Yeah. Toilet paper is better than them. They even lower than asswipe. No wonder why do men married toilet paper now, it is much higher than them. The slaves must to do a lot of chores everyday, and they must be obidient to Ally and Lind. Ally and Lind give the slave 'yummy' food everyday; which is poop, pus, animal corpse, and things like that. One day, Lind wants to kill one of the slave. She has to do it because it is her needed. If she doesnt kill anyone, she will get some nightmare and she doesnt want to of course. But she is confuse. Who will she kills first? The idiot one, the bitchy one, the 'show up'-er one, the cheapest one, the lowest one, the arrogant one, or the others? She asks Ally, and Ally said which one of the slaves who does Lind hate one. Lind thinks. Well, she doesnt like everybody. But, there is one of the slaves who had a terrible moment with Lind in the past. Lind never like her. Lind never forgive her and she never think that 'that slave' is nice, even if that slave cried because of her. She likes it very much. Ally and Lind likes to defeat the world. They want to have the world, hell, and heaven. All will hail them someday, because the villains are undefeated now. They have a strong power to have those all. Back to the story. And then, Lind calls the slave, the arrogant one. Lind smiles, and she hit the arrogant slave with an iron. A hot iron actually. And the arrogant crying, she feels hurt. Lind laughing at the slave and she wants more. She takes the knife, and starts to hurt the slave again. The slave is bleeding. And then Lind flush the slave with an alcohol. The slave can't take the pain anymore, and she decides to die and leave her friends inside the hell. Lind pulls her corpse to a dark park, and leave it there. Alone. In the dark. In so much pain. Rest with no peace, and Lind's happy laughter close this story.

My Unbiologic Fam!

Okay. I would like you to know my UNBIOLOGIC family. It isn't real, and it's just a dream, but I wish it could be true however. And it's doesn't makes sense. IT DOES I know.



First, I want you know my father. Actually, everybody know him. He is an actor and singer, a rich man, a father of course, aaaand he is a certified pilot and an aviation lover! And he is a pengisi suara sorry i don't know what is it in english -_- in the cartoon called Bolt. You know it yeah, he is JOHN TRAVOLTA! He was born in February 18th 1945, in New Jersey. He is a lovely Dad, he loves his children so much.

Aaaaaaand this is my mother, the dutchess from CaliforN-I-A; FERGIEEEEEE!

Her full name is Stacy Ann Ferguson, but we call her Fergie. She was born on March 27th, 1975. She is that Duthchess. She was a member of the kids' television series Kids Incorporated, and the girl group Wild Orchid. She is a vocalist for the hip hop/pop group the Black Eyed Peas, as well as a solo artist, having released her debut album, The Dutchess, in September 2006. She such a star for me, I wanna be like her someday. Love ya, Mom!

Now, I want to introduce you my big broooo. I love him so much. He is the star of skateboarding: BAM MARGERA! There he is with his cool pose;

Hot, isn't he? ;P Brandon Cole "Bam" Margera (born September 28, 1979), is a professional skateboarder, television and radio personality, and daredevil. He released a series of videos under the CKY banner and came to prominence after being drafted into MTV's Jackass crew. He has since appeared in MTV's Viva La Bam and Bam's Unholy Union, both Jackass movies, and Haggard, which he co-wrote and directed. He always protect me, even thought he is married now.

My second brother, the Heroes star: NICHOLAS D'AGOSTO!

D'Agosto portrayed the character of West Rosen on the critically-acclaimed drama Heroes as the love interest to Hayden Panettiere's character Claire Bennet, but was not cast to return for the third season. He is shown to have the ability of flight. And he can makes me fly too haha.


Now, my third brother: ADAM LAZZARA! He is hot. Rrrrrreally hot. He was born in September 22nd 1981. He is the lead vocals of Taking Back Sunday band. And he works with New Found Glory in Love Fool song. And here he is:


Cuuuuuuuute rite? Rite. So I'm the last of four siblings. My grandmother is Julie Andrews. And I have Tommy Lee and Enrique Iglesias as my uncle. Skandar Keynes is my pet, he is a cute-cute-cute rabbit. I love his teeth (L) And the last, I want you to know my future husband (again, it's only a dream), look at this photo and I know you already knew him:


YES. HE IS. GERARD ARTHUR WAY, My Chemical Romance lead vocal. He was born on April 9th, in New Jersey. He is Adam's best friend. I know him because of Adam. Gossssh I love him so much. His face, it's perfect. His voice, it is sooooo sexy. Hahaha. He is totally hot.
And that is all. That is my Unbiologic Family. And I live in the big house. My Daddy has to park at least 2 of 5 his private jets. Welcome to my cribs:


I think that is all. Thanks for read my blog!

Kartul

Ini gatau gua salah tidur apa gua beneran encok pinggang kiri gua kalo jalan sakit nya setengah tepar. Berani sumpah deh. Kalo diinget, besok bagi rapot narasi. Berarti terakhir masuk berarti besok nya libur berarti libur panjang berarti tidur malem bangun siang. Oke. Berarti banyak waktu kosong. Daripada garing mending gua ceritain sesuatu disini. Judulnya kartul. Jadi tuh ya kalo di kelas 9 semua anak disuruh bikin karya tulis. Tema nya bebas. Nah, karena bebas itu lah gua jadi bingung. Takutnya terlalu mengada2, terlalu berkhayal, terlalu heboh, terlalu garing atau malah terlalu sexy (?). Akhirnya setelah jungkir balik semaleman gua dapet ilham: Inner Beauty. Teruuus suatu hari, hari minggu kalo gasalah gua dan teman2 dateng ke acara Japan Friendship Festival di Senayan. Itu dalem rangka peringatan 50 tahun persahabatan Indonesia-Jepang gitu deh ya. Pas udah agak maleman, Firda sahabat gua bilang "Eh besok kartul BAB I kan ya?" MAMPUS LU YIK. "Iya? Lu udah?" "Udah." kata dia. MAMPUS LAGI. Yaudah gua cuek aja deh paling entar pulang masih bisa keburu. Terus disitu ada kejadian yg seru parah tapi lebih baik gua ceritain lain kali. Gara2 kejadian itu, gua pulang jam 11 malem. Nyampe rumah juga jam setengah 12an. Langsung deh pulang ambil kertas dan pensil. Untung kakak gua masuk bangun jam segitu. Dia nanya "Ngapain?" "Bikin kartul" "Karya tulis? Serius? Jam segini baru bikin?" "He eh, baru inget" "Ya allah" Ternyata setengah jam jadi juga huahahaha bangga banget gua. Abis itu langsung deh tidur. Besok nya ternyata beneran di tanya, DAN DI CATET YANG BELOM BIKIN HAHAHA SENENG BANGET GUA. Terus beberapa minggu berlalu dan karya tulis gua juga udah semakin lengkap. Asal lu tau ya, ngeprint kartul yang segitu banyak nya tuh nyesek banget. Belom lagi gua ada wawancara segala harus pake data asli yang gua kopipes dari msn. Apalagi ngeganti nick gua dari YIK jadi PENULIS satu2. ckckck. Pertama tuh ya, gua wawancara beberapa anak cowok gitu di msn. Dari sekitar 7 orang yang berhasil cuma 2 orang. Sabar deh gua. Itu pun pake diulang 2 kali. Mana gitu wawancara nya bikin halaman nya juga nambah. Bersalah banget gua. Apalagi pake salah dikit tapi halaman di bawah nya juga jadi mundur, terpaksa nge print ulang. Suatu hari, gua udah bangga banget semua nya selesai dan itu ngeprint terakhir. Besok nya dengan bangga gua bawa2 kesekolah. Dan tiba2 saat pulang....... HILANG. Gak ada di map gak ada di tas gak ada di loker ga ada. Itu gua gatau mau tereak mau nangis mau ngamuk mau ngakak mau apalah pokoknya tuh kartul harus ketemu. Nyesek banget. Bayangin dong segepok kartul bagus sempurna kayak gitu harus ilang. Parah. Akhirnya besok2 nya gua ngeprint lagi, DAN HARUS DI REVISI LAGI. Sabaaaar sumpah. Akhirnya habis di revisi, gua oke sidang juga. Eh pas udah di fotokopi 3 kali, gua kan kasih ke pembimbing 2, kata gurunya "Kalo lampiran tuh gausah pake halaman" ANJRIT. "Tapi gapapa deh" ALHAMDULILLAH LEGA NYA. Yang masih belom selesai tinggal sidang karya tulis. Doain yaaaaaaaa ;D

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