Grandpa :')

I never talk about my grandfather, so i want to now. Tadi tuh kan gua habis pulang sekolah nyokap gua ngajak ke supermarket dulu. Terus pas lagi di kasir, ada mas2 supermarket manggil seseorang di samping gua. Ternyata seorang kakek2 yang bener2 kakek2. Tapi salutnya dia masih kuat dan sehat. Trus si mas itu ngasih lampu buat dia seperti nya dia minta cariin sama si mas itu. Trus si kakek itu nanya lagi: 

 

Kakek: "Mas, ada itu gak mas? Softek?"

Mas: "Softek?"

Kakek: "Iya softek, softek!"

Mas: ".......?" (tumben nih orang cowok cuma susah nyambung diajak ngmg begituan ckck)

Kakek: "Softek! pembalut buat cewek!" 

Mas: "Oooh iya softek!"

Setelah mas nya ngeh si kakek nunggu lagi. Coba kalian pikir, SIAPA KAH GERANGAN YANG MENITIP SOFTEX KEPADA SI KAKEK TUA INI? Awalnya gua mikir mungkin istrinya yaitu si nenek mungkin sedang sakit atau udah tua jadi ga bisa jalan, tapi nenek2 mana mungkin masih mens? Setau gua juga nenek udah menopause. Kalo misalnya anaknya, MASA GA BISA JALAN SENDIRI HALOOOOO OTAK LO DIMANAAA. Kalo cucunya, MASA SI IBU ATAU AYAH SI CUCU NGGAK BISA BELIIN SIH? sopan banget nyuruh orang yang udah renta gitu. Tiba2 gua keinget almarhum kakek gue yang udah meninggal (yaiyalah almarhum gitu) dulu. Waktu masih di Jogja, gue suka nginep dirumah eyang gue itu. Trus suatu hari, gue pengen makan chiki atau snack atau melon gitu. Gue sampe nangis2 ga jelas gua sendiri lupa kenapa lagi sampe nangis gitu doang yaelah karena saking pengen nya. Eh tiba2 kakek gue nawarin diri untuk membelikan gue barang itu. Jalan kaki. Dan kejadian itu gak cuma sekali. Sampe sekarang gue masih inget gimana posisi gue waktu nangis. Yang pasti jelek. Dan waktu itu kakek gue masih sehat alhamdulillah. Masih bisa jalan jarak jauh. Tapi, waktu kakek gue pindah ke rumah gue, kakek gue mulai sakit2an dan pake kursi roda. Dirumah juga cuma tiduran, ke sofa, tiduran, ke sofa buat nonton, gitu doang. Trus sampe suatu hari masuk rumah sakit ternyata TBC dan dirawat di Cisarua. Cukup sangat jauh sebenarnya. Dan gua baru sekali doang nengok, dan abis itu kakek gue udah nggak ada. I really miss him so much right now. Goodbye my dearest grandpa. Bobo yang tenang ya eyang. You wont feel those pain anymore :')

VOICE AWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome, to the VOICE AWARDS 2009!!!!!!!!!! Its for all of the band, or singer, who i like. But i only choose for the singer only, but i wont forget to write the band name after it. Okay, now lets see. We have couples categories, so lets start with the first category:

1. THE SEXIEST VOICE ALIIIIIVE IS..............................GERARD ARTHUR WAY FROM MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!!!!! Whoooo hooooo :DDDDDDD you can feel it when he sing "Teenagers", uhhh his voice. Yumm. Listen carefully when he sing the first part: "They're gonna clean up your looks, with all the lies in the books," and listen at the "You never gonna fit in much kiiiid" part, YOU WILL FEEL SOMETHING SEXY FROM IT. LOVE IT!

2. THE MOST LOVEABLE VOICE IS............................MARTIN JOHNSON FROM BOYS LIKE GIRLS!!!!!!!! I realized about it when i heard "Thunder" accoustic version. He sing from his heart. His voice is so pure, deep, and i think if his voice can speak he will say "oh yeah i ONLY love you, i really mean it, im so into you, ONLY YOU. YOU, YOU, YOU" aaaaawwwww :3 And you should see when Martin is having a show, HE SMILE WHILE HE SINGING. I think no one can do it better than him :')

3. THE MOST "BAD" VOICE IS..............................hang on. It doesnt mean "BAD" bad, but "BAD" naughty. Got it? OK.................................BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!! They all sound like that. Just like a bad boy. Yeah i mean bad boy. And i like it :D badboys are hot. haha. 

4.THE MOST GENTLE VOICE IS............................JESSE MCCARTNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!! But i think his voice just sounds like a metrosexual man. But i dont care. He can sing something that he really into it and he will sing it CAREFULLY.

5. THE CUTEST VOICE IS.................................WILLIAM BECKETT from The Academy Is.....! As cute as his face :D and i think you dont need more explanation

6. THE MOST UNIQUE VOICE IS........................PATRICK STUMP from FALL OUT BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It does sound unique. He has different voice from another singer. Unusual, but loveable. Good job, Pat!

7. THE MOST REBELLIOUS VOICE IS...........................IAN WATKINS from LOSTPROPHETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Especially when he sing "Burn burn", he scream, but he sing, and it sounds hot, but naughty oh yeah thats what i mean with rebellious. It never forget the sexy thing, and the naughty thing. Ive told you that badboys are hot, huh? Remember it.

8. THE FAMILIAR VOICE IS..............................PIERRE BOUVIER from SIMPLE PLAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What i mean with familiar voice is, i like his voice. It makes me warm, and save, and i think i already knew him from a long time. Its when i still in elementary school.

9. THE HOTTEST VOICE IS.................................GABE SAPORTA from COBRA STARSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOOOOOSSSHHH IT SOUNDS SOOOOO HOOOOOT. ESPECIALLY HIS BRAZILIAN FACE WOW LATINOS ME LIKEY :D 

10. THE "GAY-EST" VOICE IS.........................JONAS EFFING BROTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No wonder why no wonder why and dont asking me why because its their destiny. They deserve it. And i think they like it. Yikes. 

Yeah! We're done! We just did it! We just go through it. Whooaa what an award huh? Soooo see you next show at the next year haha. Buh bye!

Martin and his song :3

Lagu yang nggak pernah bosen2 nya gua dengerin: Thunder. Gak tau kenapa yaaaaaaaaaa bisa segitunya masyallah. Mungkin karena yang nyanyi juga ganteng and HE SMILE WHILE HE SINGING. PARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. And yesterday, i've tried to play great escape intro but still i cant and i think PAUL OR MARTIN SHOULD TEACH ME WHEN THEY GET HERE. Paul can play it with well and oh im so melting!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But i still keep tryin and tryin. And yeah hero heroine is so easy. I can play the intro too :3 im so glad about it wawaaaa

M-e!

Kalo orang pertama ngeliat gua, pasti bilang nya gua mirip nyokap. Yeah i am. Tapi ternyata sifat gua lebih ke bokap. Pertama, pecinta hewan seperti anjiiiiiiiiiing :3 lalu suka berpetualang, berani, nekat, berisik, suka ngakak, dan lain lain. Ternyataaaaaaaaaaa i just realized that i got something from my mom: SUPERSTAR ADDICT. Jadi tadi pagi gini,

Eyang: "Dib, inget gak dulu suka sama artis siapa tuh namanya?"

Nyokap: "Cica (gatau nulisnya gimana tapi bacanya gini)? Itu dulu ibu suka ngejar artis itu sama temen2...............EH! PANTESAN TUH AYIK SUKA NGEJAR ARTIS JUGA! HAHAHAHA"

Gue: *kaget dikit sampe loncat di kursi* Hahahahahaha iya ya?

Bokap: Ohiya? hahahahaha berarti kamu keturunan ibu

Gue: Wah iya tuh hahahahaha

Everybadeh: Hahahahaha~~

Gue: Trus yang itu juga tuh katanya ibu suka nambahin nama artis di belakang nama nya gitu kan?

Bokap: Gimana gimana?

Nyokap: Eh iya hahaha jadi dulu pas smp kan ibu suka surat2an sama temen ibu, nah pasti tuh pake nama asli tapi belakang nya di tambah nama artis luar negri yang ganteng2 gitu hahahaha

Gue: HAHAHAHA SAMA ABIS PASTI ARTIS COWOK GANTENG GANTENG GITU KAN WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

 

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Oom2 siake

Ini entah keberapa kali nya gua digodain makhluk2 hina siake bangsat dan rendah. Kalo total dari kemaren ini yang ketiga dalam seminggu ini -_- Jadi begini. Hari ini temen adek gua ulang taun di mcd sekbil, karena ortu gua ga bisa akhirnya gua disuruh. Biar ga bosen gua nyuruh Fier nemenin gua. Pas nunggu gitu ya, gua ketemu ka Audrey kyaaaaaa katanya mau kerumah Ka Naida wawawawawawaaaaaaaa trus akhirnya tak lama kemudian fier pun datang. Kita duduk di meja deket pintu gitu tapi yang kiri. Disitu tuh kita duduk awalnya di sebelah keluarga gitu, trus gak lama keluarga bahagia itu pun pulang dan ditempati 3 orang bapak2 tidak tahu diri. Dua dari tiga bapak2 itu bawa anak gitu lucuuuuuuuu bgt anak nya ganteng padahal masih kecilannya aja ganteng ckck. Trus gua sama fier beli es krim cone gitu kan trus pas lagi asik makan gitu sambil ketawa2 misterius (?) salah satu dari ketiga setan hina itu ngmg "dek, bagi eskrim nya dong dek" EUUUUUUHHHHHH SHUT YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH UP. Trus pada ketawa2 gitu mereka nya gua cengo jijik gitu sama fier. trus mereka bilang gitu lagi aduh aduh GUA KASIH BOKONG ANJING GUA DIEM LU PADE FUCK. Trus gua denger salah satu bapak2 itu ngmg "blablablababi pasti kelas 1 smp" hang on mothafucka KELAS SATU????????? Gua sama fier udah apaaaaa bgt deh ih geli bgt minta gua masukin ke oven ayam mcd trus gua pecahin kaca nya trus gua tusuk2 pake pecahan ke matanya trus gua congkel tuh mata trus gua patahin pake tang giginya lidah nya gua tusuk pake paku karatan biar tetanus MAKAN TUH. Baaaaaacot banget deh. Trus pas mereka pulang, salah satu bapak2 yang bawa anak nya ngmg "duluan ya dek" sambil senyum sok manis daaaaaaaaan jari tengah saya pun beraksi. Ya know. MIDDLE FINGER. Selama orang2 hina tersebut pamit sambil minta es krim nya lagi dan lagi dan gila gua ngacungin jari tengah gua. Mereka liat? Bodo amat. Bagus lah emang itu tujuan gua. Theeeeeeeeen setelah melupakan tiga OPUNG RENDAHAN itu gua dan fier menemukan permainan baru di mcd: menghitung berapa orang yang kesandung waktu masuk ke mcd dan gak sadar kalo lantai nya tinggi sebelah. Damn fun. And DAMN THAT FUCKIN OPUNG. GO TO HEEEEEELLLLLLLLL.