What should I call you?

Even things in this world would angry if I compare them with you. So what should I call you? 

Dog? No no. They're cute, and smart. They're higher than you

Crap? But crap could be so beautiful if we recycle it. It's potential. And you are not. 

Shit? Kinda fit on you. But no way. Still It's higher than you

Bitch? Hell no. They are WAAAYYY higher than you. 

What else? Oh wait. But I got a word for you. And it is soooo you: Nothing.